I Love Opai

Yesterday I went out drinking with friends for the first time. Well, not really friends friends as in one huge bunch of pimping friends friends since it was just another two guys and Darren was the only one I knew. The other guy was a Jap guy named Shingo or something...Darren's flatmate. It all started when I ajaked Darren to go see Guy Cater, this hypnotist who had a free show in the Uni's student bar.It was the first time I was in there...quite surprised they didn't ask for my ID. Jugs of Tui (the local brew) were only at $5, and a jug had about 3 mugs in it. So not bad, not bad...Still cheap after conversion, considering it's a bar. So us three Asian guys waited at a lil corner table for the fun to start.Guy Cater (that's his real name) is this balding guy with a ponytail, whose wife was assisting him with the music. HE WAS HILARIOUS. He asked for a group of volunteers, who filled up the semi-circle of seats on stage. He then proceeded to explain how he was going to hypnotize them. You know how sometimes when you drive and you suffenly realise you have no recollection of the last 5 kms? Same principle - neither awake or asleep. It took only about minutes for him to put them all under. There were 2 very willing girls in the volunteer circle who totally added fun to the thing due to their very short skirts. Guy reminded us that no one under hypnotism will do anything against their principles...then quipped that no one in Vesbar had principles anyway. The most hilarious part was when this guy's impersonation of Shania Twain. You could tell he actually was a closet fan in real life...he mouthed all the words EXACTLY. There was also the part where Guy gave them all spectacle frames and told them they were X-ray glasses...and they'd be able to see the opposite sex completely naked.Their faces were hilarious.One guy went so far as to ask for those glasses again. Guy gave him a pair then told him that those glasses would only make him see other guys naked. The fucker's face was damn funny...he actually screamed. Of course, needless to say at the end of the whole thing I felt as though my stomach was gonna explode. The worst part of it all was that Guy allowed them to remember what a fool they made of themselvesI bought two jugs to share and had two of my own. Needless to say that when I was done I didn't walk home...I staggered. Past all the main city streets. I was impressed at myself for not letting my bladder blow. So that was that.Oh, and I learnt a new phrase: "Onatawa gu opai suki". I hope I got it right. It means "I love breasts". I had more fun that night than all the nights out I had combined since coming here.That's me for now. Mish you all.